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Nov

Skills

   Posted by: Red Moon   in RedMoons Rants

I found it out by chance, and since that day, I just can’t stop doing it. Here is a huge revelation for you that could completely change your lives: skills can be used in real life.

Yes, you read it correctly and I didn’t lose my senses (not completely… not yet). You just have to use your imagination (and don’t tell me that you don’t have imagination because I know that you use it all the time at the game!)… Believe me, by virtually using your skills in real life situations, you can improve and train your fantasy and have a lot of fun.

The day I discovered it I was in a boring first (and only) date with a guy that was a pain in the ass. You know, that kind of people that have a great esteem for themselves and thinks that everything that they say is interesting for everybody. I was trying to be polite and at least end the dinner before running away from him. But when he began to tell me about his degree’s achievements and started from the time when he received the Kindergarten Graduation Medal, I couldn’t stand it any more and suddenly a hidden door opened in my mind and I found myself thinking this…

1. RedMoon begins to pray. Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow Boring_Boy to tiny bits…in thy mercy. [2300 left]
2. RedMoon stands with his arms raised and prays on the souls of the undead spirits and touches Boring_Boy on the forehead. Boring_Boy has become encased on a stone tomb and is unable to talk! [1800 left]
3. Boring_Boy can’t talk!
4. Boring_Boy can’t talk!
5. RedMoon throws a parasite towards Boring_Boy! The parasite dug far into Boring_Boy. [900 left]
6. The parasite took control and lowered Boring_Boy stupidity by 25%.
7. The parasite took control and lowered Boring_Boy ego by 25%.
8. The parasite took control and sent Boring_Boy to sleep!
9. RedMoon shouts words of Righteousness and fill Boring_Boy with despair [DEAD]

Now here is a serious advice… Avoid thinking aloud!. I learnt it after the boy left the restaurant screaming because he though I was insane, and the sad result was that I had to pay for the dinner…

From that day, a whole world of possibilities opened for me…

¿A boring meeting at work?… just use Triangle and Unleash Hell and enjoy the destruction!. The caretaker of your building is a jerk?… Electric Wind without doubt, it works great on caretakers!. Your mother can’t stop expressing herself about everything regarding to your life?… nothing better than Slow Mind (works on mothers in law too!). Someone is extremely angry with you?… I recommend you to use Ice Shower. A handsome boy or a hot girl (depending on if you are male or female) is passing by in front of your nose and didn’t even notice you?… well, hurry up and use the Net Attack!.

You can combine skills and tweak them for better results. But there are two things that you have to know… the first one is that if you start doing this, you wont be able to stand a boring or unpleasant situation any more without using your skills. And the second one, is that with time and experience, you will develop a new real skill, that allows you to have fun and laugh in the worse moments. With that skill, you will turn the tedious days, hours or minutes into worthwhile ones.

RedMoon

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9 comments so far

Mim
 1 

and now that we read this…it will become really tricky not to think about this post in boring situations :)

November 18th, 2010 at 15:15
Ditrick Capone
 2 

hahahhaha.
i used this awhile ago in my boring meeting. nice kind of humor. really entertaining! keep it up! can’t wait for your next rant!

November 18th, 2010 at 23:27
Karma Jack
 3 

Very witty Red, love the pics… and what Mim said…

November 19th, 2010 at 15:48
Gatot_KaCa
 4 

hahaha…i like this mom…Boring_Boy you meet the wrong woman….LOL

November 19th, 2010 at 21:40
Kvakaca
 5 

I learned this trick last winter when I had to get showel the snow… That’s when I thought how great it would be if I have UH. But just a tip, don’t use it on funerals :(

November 20th, 2010 at 05:28
Awsumgee
 6 

Got it! Will try it today at work.

November 20th, 2010 at 12:30
Sir_Pain
 7 

LOL

November 20th, 2010 at 22:54
Mag_Trillini
 8 

I should try out my UH to get out of school! Great article!

November 21st, 2010 at 03:00
djkarim
 9 

lol

November 22nd, 2010 at 15:01

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