New Year’s Eve and more

   Posted by: Awsumgee   in Awsum Avenue

Here I am, skipping a week of posting and now rambling on yet another post about the Holidays! At least, I won’t be the one posting on New Year’s Day. What a relief. New Year’s Day post is just hard on one’s ego. It’s like Christmas Day’s post but you swap names. Whoever will do this, kudos to you (and Happy New Year!). So yeah, December 31st! The day before the Earth, what am I saying, the Universe was born. The day before creation, where we just think “I wonder what it really was like on the real day before the Earth was born, you know… when there was nothing” (add an always tasteful “man!” to that for more thoughtfulness). Was it all black or white, like the blank page they faced when they started creating DW. Maybe Feltash could tell us what it was like before his world came alive, I mean, the blankness and everything. Hmmm… so much to think about on New Year’s Eve. Like baking shortbreads. Yeah! With lots of butter. And whatever else is needed. I don’t know what else is needed. I’ll figure it out before 2011 hopefully. Did I say I was about to ramble when I started this post. Because it makes lots of sense to me. If truth was a 211 words sentence, I just made it. Yup!

The truth is, New Year is about making resolutions, starting anew. I make lots of resolutions. I complete the most important. I made a huge step forward this year. I will make another one next year. But, what really interests us here is our 2011 DW resolutions. It all starts with that question : “How can I make my character stronger?” So here’s the 2011 DW resolution Official cheat list:

1- Get an egg and hatch it.

This is the most sought after objective at the moment. I haven’t started working on it yet and it eats me from the inside. Which monster will not only make me stronger, but cooler. I hope I’ll get the very limited Ferrari Egg…

2- Get a ultra subscription.

This is the real deal. Once you taste it, everything else is tasteless. A couple rocks everyday, auto-heal, an elitist chat color, etc.

3- Find a soulmate.

For all the singles among us, 2011 is the time to find the perfect match-up. What’s even better: finding a soulmate, marrying that person and co-founding a clan. Can it go any cooler?

4- Make more gold.

An obvious choice that’s so obvious it couldn’t make it in the top 3 this year. Underrated, maybe. What will be your way? I’d like to take a personal class with a few experts in every lucrative departments that are available. My bank has been suffering lately.

5- Defeat a major monster.

You are sweating on Jigar Vyran, Trainer Dan or Tobo Dragon? This is your year.

6- Get a promotion in your clan.

You work hard, make friends and have lots of great ideas. Claim your due!

7- Make it to the Wall of Fame.

For the hardcore. Your name is there, you are cream of the crop. Even if you’re the greatest loser, your name is there. People know you. Well, if you’re there for that reason, you could also reset your battles… Up to you!

8- Get a title.

You are well-known, knowledgeable, useful and appreciated? This year, you could become a Helper, maybe more.

9- Win Hi-Lo.

Twice a day, if your timing is good, you get a chance to participate in that exciting game. You can win big. But whatever you win, nobody can take away from you the sweet numbers beside your name in chat.

10- Improve your ven record.

This one is last on the list, but not least. You want to raise your percentage? Reach a milestone? Be more prolific than Onion? 2011 is the year!

11- Get out of jail.

This one is not a top 10. It shouldn’t even be on the list. But we know you try hard to rehabilitate… :-)

So, print this list, pin it over your desk or make it your background. Check every items you achieved and brag about it! If you complete it, you’re a real over-achiever. Congrats! (Take note that your criminal record is permanent…)

Happy New Year!

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2 comments so far


Happy New Year to you Awsumgee!Got to pass Nos. 1 to 3!2 years and more DWlife and still cannot afford my own subscription!

January 4th, 2011 at 23:20

Good post. Enjoyed it!

January 5th, 2011 at 05:25

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