16
Feb

Red Shoes

   Posted by: Red Moon   in RedMoons Rants

ok… This is what happened to me last Sunday…

As I went out two nights in a row, Friday and Saturday, it was 5 pm on Sunday and I was still on my pijamas, looking like a freak monster, with my disheveled hair, a demonic look on my eyes, a dead dragon breath, and rests of makeup on my face. I kept looking for my lost head all over the house. I was also sitting at a poker table at Dark Warriors, losing my chips happily and easy.

Then was when someone turned on the Hi Low Live at chat…

On my eclectic mood, I started to lose gold at Hi Low, lose chips at poker, search for my head… then to chat again to lose more gold and all over again… I was jumping from one place to another one without being really anywhere. Then, in one of my visits to chat, I bet to jackpot just for the hell of it, and went back to poker.

You know, I always have a little lurking window for local chat at the left side of the screen (admin’s bad habit). And the next thing that happened was an ace of spades on that window and me thinking that I really should stop drinking that much when going out.  I thought I was watching the wrong movie,  so I went to chat to check… but the Ace was still there. Then I though that maybe another card had passed after I bet jackpot… and went back to poker thinking to myself : “you, naive girl!”. But at the lurking window people kept saying my name.  So I went back to chat again and had the courage to click on refresh and take a look at my bank amount…

I had won 2,8 billion gold!!!

That’s when I fell down from the chair, with the result that my dog still gives me disapproval looks, because he though I was still drunk from last nigh.

You know, there is just one thing that I think about when I have money in my wallet: shoes.  So I was like one hour trying to calculate how many pair of shoes I would be able to buy with 2,8 billion gold. Once I got an idea, I run all over Westland looking for a shoes shop… but there are no shoe stores at Westand!!!. Then I had an idea… I put all the money in a case, and made a visit to Blacksmith.

When he started with his “*Cough Cough*, I don´t make equipment for weaklings” speech, I opened the case in front of his nose, and showed him the money saying “Look, sunshine, I could buy your ass with all this gold, and make you my personal butler, so you better start working and make me a nice pair of red shoes”.

Apparently Blacksmith, like most of men, likes either money and female violence.  He offered to make me one pair of shoes for each day of the week. He is still working on them, while I’m trying to find out where is the health spa at Westland…


RedMoon


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5 comments so far

SwineParrot
 1 

Congratulations…
I am so very happy for you.
Is begging allowed on DW Blogs?

February 16th, 2011 at 15:59
WargtheWiser
 2 

Loved it! Your reputation as a very entertaining blogger is unchallenged! Loved the read, and Congrats on the big win!! I figured a shopping spree in your future!

February 16th, 2011 at 19:20
Mim
 3 

Red shoes and spa…

wanna be you ! *smiles*

February 17th, 2011 at 10:30
Karma Jack
 4 

Great blog! And congrats!

^_^

ps. Can I has shoes…or is that weird?

Lol ;)

February 20th, 2011 at 13:49
zuleka
 5 

awesome blog! So entertaining congrats and more importantly…
Go the red shoes!!

I always did want red shoes when I was little, so Dad dyed my white ones red, but that wasn’t quite the same.

March 15th, 2011 at 18:11

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