That is the only plausible explanation for why in the hell it takes 10 god-damned minutes to reload at 2:00.

I was sitting here, having a pleasant conversation in chat when the damned reset came along!

I decided that this would present an opportune time to go and check out the other blogs and catch up.  But that is when I discovered a deep dark secret that OGN has been trying to hide from us bloggers – my conspiracy theory has hatched up that the damned game and the damned blog site are … related!!!!

How did I come to this conclusion, you ask? (Remember, I am technolgically retarded when it comes to these types of things so do not say I looked in the address bar thingy…).  Well, to be quite frank, while the damned game went into some damned vortex of infinite time and TOOK its sweet ass time reseting, I realized I could not get into the (now) damned BLOG sign in!!!

I mean, talk about kicking a man in the pills when he is already down!  Not only cannot I PLAY DW for 10 minutes, I cannot even READ ABOUT it now?  You already know how I operate at 2:00 am, but when it is THAT late and I again am dragging my sorry ass out of bed to start the damned serf, waiting an EXTRA 10 minutes is a hair pulling experience.  I want to scream out loud and wake up RL!  After playing this game for over 3 years now, I have lost count on how many 2:00 am Resets I have wanted to curb stomp.  But of the two, I cannot express appropriately where 12 year old children read how agonizing it is for me to sit through a night time reset.  It is uuuugggggglllllllyyyyy…

So, here I am, 2 days overdue for my blog, and well, BEFORE this with nothing to write about.  I was coming on here to steal another of Maggie’s ideas, when I cannot even log on at my most desperate of times.

And then it hits me – write about the damned resets and how they piss me off!

And so I did.

I am 2 days late for my blog day, but how many minutes has that time stealing Witch_Gwyneth taken from ME? And YOU, the loyal player of DW???  Too many, right?  It’s not right!

Anyway it would have been here 10 minutes sooner if I didn’t have to god-damned wait!

So put that in your pipe and smoke it!