Did the DAMN Game CRASH?

   Posted by: SwineParrot   in PigBird's Cage

That is the only plausible explanation for why in the hell it takes 10 god-damned minutes to reload at 2:00.

I was sitting here, having a pleasant conversation in chat when the damned reset came along!

I decided that this would present an opportune time to go and check out the other blogs and catch up.  But that is when I discovered a deep dark secret that OGN has been trying to hide from us bloggers – my conspiracy theory has hatched up that the damned game and the damned blog site are … related!!!!

How did I come to this conclusion, you ask? (Remember, I am technolgically retarded when it comes to these types of things so do not say I looked in the address bar thingy…).  Well, to be quite frank, while the damned game went into some damned vortex of infinite time and TOOK its sweet ass time reseting, I realized I could not get into the (now) damned BLOG sign in!!!

I mean, talk about kicking a man in the pills when he is already down!  Not only cannot I PLAY DW for 10 minutes, I cannot even READ ABOUT it now?  You already know how I operate at 2:00 am, but when it is THAT late and I again am dragging my sorry ass out of bed to start the damned serf, waiting an EXTRA 10 minutes is a hair pulling experience.  I want to scream out loud and wake up RL!  After playing this game for over 3 years now, I have lost count on how many 2:00 am Resets I have wanted to curb stomp.  But of the two, I cannot express appropriately where 12 year old children read how agonizing it is for me to sit through a night time reset.  It is uuuugggggglllllllyyyyy…

So, here I am, 2 days overdue for my blog, and well, BEFORE this with nothing to write about.  I was coming on here to steal another of Maggie’s ideas, when I cannot even log on at my most desperate of times.

And then it hits me – write about the damned resets and how they piss me off!

And so I did.

I am 2 days late for my blog day, but how many minutes has that time stealing Witch_Gwyneth taken from ME? And YOU, the loyal player of DW???  Too many, right?  It’s not right!

Anyway it would have been here 10 minutes sooner if I didn’t have to god-damned wait!

So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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2 comments so far


poor, poor you ;)

March 17th, 2011 at 05:33

Yeah, this reset really sucks now. Fortunately, its only at resets though. Tom created a cached system in the game to make all the revives really quick, the only downfall to this system is the slow reset. We weighed the pros and cons of this. Would the players rather have 11 and a half hours of speedy play and 10 minutes of downtime? Or 24 hours of slow play each revive.

March 17th, 2011 at 07:56

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