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New Serf Updates! Workers Revolt!

   Posted by: Mag_Trillini   in Mags Mansion

We bring you live with the kajurus slaves and thralls who work hard in the deep caves in Westland. On the outskirts of The Mines in Westland, every hard working slave and thrall is marching up and down and all around on strike! They are unstoppable and are going crazy, yelling and screaming out: “We Work Hard, Yes We Do, We Want Less Days and Get Paid More Too!”

This has caused all the big ore company owners like SwineParrot (PigBird) and Black_Smoke to scream and yell in outrage! After trying to talk to the workers and negotiate their work hours and pay, this is what it came to.

Mr Swine: “This is ridiculous! I am NOT paying 88 sapphires to hire you! And for only 2 days?! You are crazy!”

Our special scientists have calculated how much Swine has lost because of this revolt, and here are the results:

Original Profit: 6950/30 = 219 X 71hr X 120 bur = 1,856,880 bur X 200g = 373,176,000g – 22 X 3.5m = 296,176,000 gold

Current Profit: 6950/30 = 219 X 47hr X 120 bur = 1,235, 160 bur X 200g = 247,032 ,000 – 88 X 3.5m = - 60,968,000 gold

That is a total profit loss of 357,144,000 gold!

As we report to you live on the scene, poor Mr Swine is blowing fire across the picket line until he has turned blue all over, while the slaves and thralls continue to protest and refuse to work unless they get their way! While Mr Swine goes to take a load off at the local bar, I am here with one of the protesting workers of another company.

Mag: “Tell me, why are you doing this?”

Karjurus Slave: “Well, we found out that while we work our asses off for days on end with low pays of less than half a sapphire each (altogether being 22 sapphires pay) our boss is getting millions of gold in returns for our sweat and pain! We are working like a sweatshop while our boss is lying there in the golden jacuzzi he had recently purchased drinking his expensive shiraz and watching his 50 inch Flat Screen TV! And then we learned that the thralls were getting getting paid more for less work, so we decided to team up together and protest for better pay checks to feed our families with. Apparently, Pot and Luck Girls were getting overpaid while we were getting Underpaid! And well we all put our heads together and thought that, that was just not fair! So here we all are, on strike until we get what we want!”

So there you have it, ore companies have hit a big wall, workers are becoming more knowledgeable and ores will be a lot more scarce, this is Channel 751784 Update News.


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8 comments so far

Official Spokesperson for PigBird Industries
 1 

Mr. Parrot regrets to inform the community of DW that he will not be forced to bend knee to these illegally unionized rebels of the Ore Underworld. Therefore, until an agreement that makes PigBird Industries millions upon millions of gold in profit, he is IMMEDIATELY locking out the workers from the Ore Mines indefinitely. TAKE THAT YOU BASTURDS! Feed your families now!

March 19th, 2011 at 08:07
Tyber_Zann
 2 

*cough, cough* Forgive me if my maths is off, but isn’t it a loss of 235,208,000 gold, not 357,144,000? :P

March 20th, 2011 at 23:18
Merfolk
 3 

Tyber, your maths is off like you said :P there’s -60mil ;)

Nice post Mag, interesting reading here :P

March 21st, 2011 at 10:45
Karma Jack
 4 

Hahaha! Excellent blog! :D

March 21st, 2011 at 18:05
Diablo
 5 

Sorry, but slaves do not get paid. This is the only fault in your report. Why not make a report the man who swallows all the sapps, Mr. Feltash? :P

March 21st, 2011 at 23:56
Diablo
 6 

with the man*

March 21st, 2011 at 23:57
Maggie
 7 

Your maths is off Tyber :P

March 22nd, 2011 at 22:13
Nate
 8 

Nice read, I like it.

March 23rd, 2011 at 12:32

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